Posts Tagged ‘dildo’

Elyse’s Pilates Technique

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

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Elyse is a Pilates instructor, hence the toned bod on her. But in this FuckingMachines update, Elyse is gonna have to demonstrate her flexibility and muscle-toning prowess using a variety of machines that are unorthodox at best. First off, she starts with the Sybian to test her cunt muscles and to make her legs stronger. Elyse then moves on to more high-tech machines and gets herself some multiple Os in the process. She also gets down on the floor on her knees to get her cunt widened in increments by an electronic dildo. This sure beats just stretching like a cat on the mat, doesn’t it? And it’s all sorts of horn-inducing, too! Click on the link for more of Elyse’s Pilates technique…

Bobbi Starr’s Fucking Machine Time Travel

Friday, October 31st, 2008

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Beautiful Bobbi Starr is back to demonstrate all the FuckingMachines that have come out through the years, and to compare and contrast them with each other. What an exquisite historical lesson for today, pervs. Ms Starr’s cunt will be as tender as veal after she’s through getting fucked with all these monster masturbation machines, I’m predicting. But she goes through the task prepared, all lubed up and tarted up in different exquisite gear as to put herself—and you—in the mood for some serious dildo-dicking. She first starts with the 1989-issued “Intruder”, sort of the Victorian prototype of the Fucking Machine. It’s your basic vibrator attached to a machine, and Bobbi has to straddle it cowgirl-style. She goes through several others of the sort, until she ends up showcasing the much improved features of the Fuckzilla, a fixture in this site. This robotic rooter gives Bobbi multiple orgasms, and after the whole demonstrating session, let’s just say her twat is as slack as an overstretched rubber band…

So that concludes the 6-year history lesson on Fucking Machines, class.

Bobbi Starr in FuckimgMachines